♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
[loud explosion]
[screaming]
McGEE: Dear Mom...
Things sure are heating up at Camp Lakebottom.
Please send new sneakers.
Mine kinda melted.
[snoring]
[loud bleating]
[screams] HI‐YAH!
[groans]
Rise and scream, campers!
We've got a big day ahead of us.
I don't think anything could top yesterday's scorpion toss.
Ah!
I can't wait to get the day started.
Let's go, Squirt!
[♪]
[muffled] Let's do this!
[♪]
[giggles]
[sloshing]
[fart noise]
[giggles]
Mmm, mm, mm! I LOVE oatmeal!
[grunting]
[giggles] [panting]
I'm gonna call him Otis!
[clanging]
Ugh! Ow! AAh!
[foghorn]
BUTTSQUAT: Hey, McGee!
Check out Sunnysmile's new yacht.
It's got everything Camp Loserbottom doesn't!
Buttsquat.
Who needs a fancy boat when you've got your own water slide?
[rumbling]
Mama ‐ ahhhhhh!
Hey, that stings.
[panting]
You okay, Sawyer?
Buttsquat is right.
How can Lakebottom compete
with all the swanky stuff at Camp Sunnysmiles?
Lakebottom is the best camp ever!
And we're going to prove it!
Hear that, Buttsquat?
Anything Sunnysmiles can do,
Lakebottom can top!
Challenge accepted.
Behold, the ultimate climbing wall!
[rattling]
[whirring]
Beat that, McGee!
You call that a climb?
Now this is a climb!
Mm,m‐maybe we should turn back, campers.
Voodoo Hoodoo is kinda, you know, d‐d‐dangerous.
If the unkillable zombie is nervous,
don'tcha think this could maybe be a bad idea?
Beating Buttsquat is always a good idea.
Beat this, Buttsquat!
Winning!
Top that BUTTNOT!
[cackling laughter]
One small step for Sunnysmiles.
One giant LOSER for Lakebottom‐kind!
Ugh!
[rumbling]
[scream]
[screaming]
[scream]
I don't wanna die again!
[screaming]
Phew!
Ha!
[scream]
Happy now?
Our camp counselor's an undead pancake.
I love pancakes!
[screaming]
I gotcha buddy!
Ooh a nickel!
Lucky!
[laughter]
Face it, McGee, your camp is lame‐o.
Camp Lakebottom may be creepy, terrifying
and could never pass even the most basic safety testing.
But it is not and never shall be...
[screams] LAME‐O!
Ahh, knitting. A noble art.
The craft of Kings.
When King Arthur took the throne of Camelot
the flag that unveiled over that mighty empire
was a tee‐cozy knitted by Merlin himself!
[cackling laughter]
[sniffs]
Peruvian Highland with a hint of alpaca.
We meet again, your wooliness.
Ho! Ha! Ha ho!
Whooa! Cool!
That's what I'm talking about!
Top that craft, Buttsquat!
I can beat that
with both hands tied behind my back.
S‐S‐S‐Sunnysmile
is kickin' Arts and Crafts new school style ya'll!
Come on, guys, get crafting!
Our camp honour is at stake!
Go go go!
HII‐YAHH!
Gorgeous!
Adorable!
Pathetic!
Ahhh, yeahhh!
I win again!
S‐S‐S‐Sunnysmile rules and Lakebottom drools.
I'll show you who's the drooler!
Who‐oa! Ahh!
Hey, tubuler time comes next
so grab a gnarly stick and get shredding, yo!
What?
You're going surfing.
ALL: Awesome!
[laughter]
Dude, I'm totally charging these crunchin' waves!
Uhh, what waves?
The one day Lake Ickygloomy isn't a terrifying death ride
of kid crunching tsunamis?
What gives?
Too bad, McGee.
The only waves around here
are the ones on my fantawesome surf simulator!
Sunnysmiles is totally stokified and stuff!
Seriously, McGee.
Just let it go and soak up some rays.
Never!
Squirt, do your stuff!
[whistles]
Surf's up!
[♪]
Beat this, Buttsquat!
With my eyes closed!
[♪]
Check it out, Buttsquat.
I'm sky surfing!
[screams] McGee!
Watch where you're going!
Huh?
Uh oh.
[scream]
Hey!
I'm not dead!
Yeah!
Woooo!
Did you see that Buttsq‐
[scream]
Ha!
Don't mess with the big Butt‐kuna!
Now can we stop competing with Buttsquat
and get on with our day?
[muffled] You're right.
Who cares about him?
Yeah, McGee. Don't waste your time.
Everyone knows Lakebottom is
lame‐aramalama‐ lame‐o!
[laughs]
Lakebottom is not lame!
Oh yes it is.
And I'm gonna prove it
by planting the Sunnysmiles flag on top of Mt. Fitoblow.
[dramatic music]
Wow.
Even a Zombie wouldn't try that.
Yeah right Buttsquat,
like McGee is stupid enough ‐
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Seriously?
BEAT THIS, MCGEE!
PREPARE TO BE BEATEN!
No way! Not again.
This time McGee is on his own.
I don't know, he might need help.
Mt. Fitoblow is kinda, you know...
Kinda dangerous! We get it.
Come on Squirt!
ALL: Go Lakebottom!
McGee!
Didn't you hear Sawyer say
Mt. Fitoblow is kinda, you know, dangerous?
So?
Everything at Lakebottom is dangerous.
That's why it's awesome.
[blows raspberry]
Total camp supremacy shall be mine!
I'll see about that!
Yah!
Too slow BUTTSQUAT!
Lakebottom rules!
[cheering]
Nooooo!
[chuckles]
Best... Camp... Ever!
We know!
Or course, Lakebottom is the best.
We don't need to prove it, McGee.
Yeah. Otis thinks so too!
Eh, you're right.
Buttsquat can plant his flag wherever he wants.
You bet I will, McGee!
I claim this mountain in the name of Camp Sunnysmiles.
The REAL Best... Camp...
[rumbling] ...Ever?
[gasps]
Oh no...
[rumbling and cracking]
BOTH: Phew.
[rumbling]
So that's why they call it Mt. Fitoblow!
[loud explosions and rumbling]
RIDE THE WAVES!
YESS! Follow me SQUIRT!
Woo‐hoooo!
[gasp] MCGEE!
[explosions and rumbling]
Ha ha! I love this camp!
Awesome!
Help!
Gaahh! Help!
Hmmm.
SAVE ME!
I'M TOO RICH TO DIE!
[screaming]
[loud crash]
[sobbing]
You can stop crying Buttsquat.
You're safe.
[evil laughter]
You may have saved me
but that lava is going to wipe you Bottom Dwellers
off the map!
[cackle] Oh yes!
Why don't we sail in for a closer view?
Good idea, Buttsquat!
Full speed ahead!
[engine roars]
[cheering]
What did I tell ya?
Lakebottom rules!
This isn't funny McGee!
[sobbing]
I will have... REVENGE!
Victory is sweet, my friends.
Best... Camp...
EVER‐yaaauugh!
Aw, MCGEE, he LOVES you!
[muffled] Best camp ever!
♪ ♪